Mustard Mike's Rosemary Dijon

Attention all mustard lovers this side of the Mississippi with a soft spot for Wes Anderson films.

What you're looking at is a Rosemary Dijon Mustard destined to have your friends salivating like a pack of hyenas over Simba once they get a first taste.

This elegant glob of 'stard is perfect for backyard barbecues, fancy supper clubs, your shithead toddlers lunchbox, or even tailgating before a Quinn XCII concert. Pair with a bottle of red wine that sends shock waves up your inner thigh and tell yourself:

"I'm capable of anything." 

Just buy the damn mustard. Mahalo!

Main ingredients: Dijon Mustard, Dried Rosemary, Apple Cider Vinegar, Dried Garlic, Rosemary Extract